Hold up! Stop the war against terror. We have bigger problems. Yesterday an unidentified criminal hacked Scarlett Johanssons computer and was able to produce some pictures showing her.. uh.. naked body. This was so upsetting to the scarlet (bad choice of word) that she has gotten the FBI involved.
This calls for a show of hands, how many non-celebrities reading this actually keep naked pictures of themselves on their computers, phones or email addresses?
Lately, it seems like it is the easiest way for actresses to get on front page news. It wasn’t long ago when Vanessa Hudgens (don’t worry we don’t remember her either) had her Gmail account hacked which resulted in her last nude photo scandal. It is entirely possible that it is the same hacker terrorizing pretty actresses for what appears to be nothing but
pleasure cheap thrills.
I for one think it is sensical to use FBI resources on cases like this. If you would like to see these nude pictures, they are available here.
For those of you who did click that link, yes that is Keith Richards holding his penis.