Why Everyone Should Cheer for the NY Giants in Next Weeks Superbowl

It isn’t uncommon for sports fans to place bets on the Superbowl. Studies have shown that more bets are placed on Superbowl Sunday than any other day of the year.

However, it isn’t only money that is on the table this year. Rapper 50 cent accepted a bet on Twitter that means if the Giants lose the Super Bowl, he will publish a picture of his schlong on the internet.

Will he actually follow through? I doubt it. Regardless I will unfollow him just in case. I have no interest in seeing more black dongs. That’s what locker-rooms are for.

Am I the only one that wants Birdman to lose this bet?

This isn’t the only strange bet that has been placed on the outcome of a football game. Every year bets are placed on what color Gatorade is dumped on the head coach of the winning team. Other strange bets from last years Super Bowl included:

How long will Christina Aguilera hold the note for the word “brave” at the end of the Star Spangled Banner? 

Who will the Super Bowl MVP thank first during the on-field trophy presentation ceremony? 

At the start of the halftime show, what will the Black Eyed Peas’ Fergie be wearing when she first appears on stage? 

In a nutshell, cheering for the New England Patriots is the equivalent of liking black penis.