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Drunk 21 Year Old Man Enters Wrong Apartment and Falls Asleep with 80 Year Old Woman

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  • by Kevin Wild
  • in Laugh About
  • — 30 Jan, 2012 at 8:54 pm

Kitsap County prosecutors are reviewing an incident that happened Sunday morning when a drunken 21-year-old man walked into the wrong apartment and climbed into bed with an 80-year-old woman.

The police were called to the scene early in the morning by the son of the old lady who claims the intruder was urinating on the floor of the apartment. The women told deputies she was extremely frightened when the man climbed into bed with her.

The 21-year-old claims that nothing happened between the two (at least nothing he wants to admit). He claims to have stumbled into the wrong apartment in which he had been playing video games with friends.

A couple of lessons here:

1. Old women gossip.

2. Lock your doors.

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— Kevin Wild

Former "belt-model" and present writer/marketer. Tried eating one apple a day, but the doctor didn't stay away.

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