So you have decided that you want to quit your job but you don’t know how you want to go about it. Don’t worry! We are here to guide you along the way.
As with most things in life – there are two ways that you can go:
a.) The High Road
Congratulations, you have decided to take “The High Road.” Instead of pissing on your boss you will try to suck all you can out of your bosses referral. Try to leave while you are outperforming your peers. Don’t let your performance slip even though you dream of stabbing your boss with a knife.
Pick the right time as well. Even Donald Trump knows that timing is the key to talking to your boss. Like taking one hour on television to let someone go.
Try to do it privately – announcing your departure in the lunchroom probably isn’t the best road. Being in a private space allows you to be honest about why you no longer want to work for the company.
And finally, leave with a fond farewell.
b.) The Low (but oh, so fun) Road
Congratulations, you have decided to be a fool and shake up some trouble at work. Instead of trying to keep the relationship that you spent years making – you will piss on your bosses face (not literally).
Have no rhyme or reason. The best ‘quitting’ moments come when no one is expecting them.
Pick somewhere public to let your boss know how you really feel. Maybe bring a dagger if things go sour.
Some epic quitting ideas:
Quit with a melodramatic act at the cafeteria:
Leave a note on your bosses computer:
Send a resignation video of yourself – naked: