We Almost Saw Jennifer Anistons’ Boobs

Don’t know who this man is?

KILL HIM!

He is the man responsible for you not being able to see a frontal topless Jennifer Aniston in her upcoming movie “Wanderlust.”

Jennifer pulled a last-second psych when she demanded that the topless scene be replaced before the movie releases February 24th.

She pleaded for an alternate version due to her blossoming relationship with Justin Theroux whom she met on the set of the film. She decided it wouldn’t be right to share her breasts with anyone except her new beau. And the director. And the guy holding the camera. And her fellow actors.

Sorry to disappoint those of you who already bought tickets. Here is hoping for a re-release when she dumps this guy.