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Pros & Cons of Sexting

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  • by Kevin Wild
  • in Laugh About
  • — 1 Mar, 2012 at 9:28 pm

Pros:

  • It’s free.
  • You can do it anywhere.
  • It’s pretty fun.
  • You don’t need to look presentable. You can pretend you are wearing lingerie touching yourself – when in fact you are watching the Food Network on the couch.
  • It makes you feel good.
  • You can release your inner sex demon. Donkey Punch? Angry Dragon? Dog in Bathtub? Oh, the possibilities..
  • Living life on the edge is fun.

Cons:

  • You may adopt a stalker.
  • You may forget but the phone never will.
  • Following through on your promise of performing the “Dog in Bathtub.”
  • Teasing only lasts for so long.
  • Blue balls.
  • Rarely meets expectations when it actually happens.
  • It will get out. Some how, some way.
  • At the end of the day, you are just touching yourself.
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— Kevin Wild

Former "belt-model" and present writer/marketer. Tried eating one apple a day, but the doctor didn't stay away.

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