Dead Body Found in North Pole – Santa No Where to Be Found

A body was found in the North Pole Friday morning after snowed was plowed off of an industrial property.

Alaska Bureau of Investigation members ran tests on the body of what they believe is an adult man.

“Although tentative identification of the remains have been made, AST is awaiting confirmation from additional efforts to be undertaken at the State Medical Examiner’s Office before publicly naming the person found,” troopers wrote in a dispatch late Friday. “Additional details are not being released at this time, as the investigation is on-going.”

In other news: Santa is taking his ‘naughty list’ serious this year.