13 Reasons Why I May Not Be Texting You Back
1- You aren’t saying anything.
- Whatever I’m doing right now isn’t super important but it’s more important than texting you.
- My battery is dead (I’m tweeting from a friend’s phone).
- I don’t really like you.
- I have better things to do while I’m going for a #2.
- I want to respond, but I’m too lazy to text back anything except “LOL.”
- You actually responded to my last message of “LOL.”
- I don’t want to give you the wrong idea that I actually care what you have to say.
- I wish I could block your text messages, but I am too lazy to hate you that much.
- That massive block of text you sent me is kind of intimidating.
- I’m waiting for you to resend your message a third time.
- I can’t properly show you how much you bore me over texting.
- I really wish you would just call me.
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