Fear not, my fellow-man. You are not the worst boyfriend in the world — this man is.
He broke into his girlfriend’s apartment while she was out, donned a creepy balaclava and waited in the bedroom for hours until she returned home. Then he came out in the living room pretending to be a burglar and .. I’ll just let you watch the video for the full effect.
Maybe he should come up with an apology like this guy: