Prepare yourself for what may be the weirdest shoplifting case ever.
A man dressed in a cow suit stole 26 gallons of milk from a busy Walmart in Virginia at 10:30 PM.
Why is a cow stealing milk when it can simply create some? Color us confused as well.
But it gets better — police say the 18-year-old crawled out of the store on four legs. All. Four. Legs.
Afterwards, the man began handing out the milk to passersby on the street.
thief cow was caught later at a nearby McDonald’s — however the mystery remains: how did he crawl out of the front door of a Walmart with 26 gallons of milk?