A Florida man who was lacking in money and sex did the only thing a normal man would do in his scenario — rob a convenience store.
James Seehaus, 25, was arrested June 28 on suspicion of robbing a 7-Eleven. He told police that he robbed the store because he was upset with his fiance for refusing to have sex with him and because he needed money to buy car insurance.
Police said Seehaus robbed the gas station with a BB gun wrapped in a white cloth to disguise it as something lethal.
A police officer saw Seehaus leaving the store with all the cash from the register and arrested him about a mile and a half from the gas station.
Lucky for him, he’ll get plenty of sex where he’s going.