Roadside Pooper Busted for Grand Theft Auto, DUI

Wayne Cosney let the prairie dog out of the hole by stopping by the side of the road in Defuniak Springs to defecate, reports the Northwest Florida Daily News.

A witness who noticed Cosney taking a sh*t on the side of the road, took a picture, and then contacted authorities.

When police responded to investigate, a check revealed that Cosney was driving a stolen vehicle and was under the influence of alcohol.

So next time you consider taking a dump on the side of the road, use a washroom — or you may land in deep doo-doo.