Bull Balls-Flavoured Beer Is A Real Thing

What started as an April Fool’s joke has become the newest cow testicle flavoured beer on the market.

Created by Colorado’s own Wynkoop Brewing Co., Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout features base malts, roasted barley, sea salt, Styrian Goldings Hops and three bull testicles per barrel.

According to one customer, it tastes like “chocolate syrup, Kahlua and espresso, along with a palpable level of alcohol and a savoury umami-like note.”

Given the health benefits of eating bull testicles, I can’t help but want to give this beer a shot.