All swept up in the American Election hoopla? 7-Eleven is now bringing the same
bullshit excitement to your coffee cup.
Nation-wide, 7-Eleven has started offering customers “election-themed coffee cups” for their 7-Election promotion.
The convenience store claims that their 7-Election promotion has correctly identified the next president since 2000, and has “a better track record than some well-known statistically valid polls.”
Currently, 7-Eleven customers are choosing Obama-themed cups over Romney cups by a 3-2 margin.
Which cup would you choose? Given my morning mood swings, I would grab whichever one was closest to the coffee pot.